Sunday, December 15, 2013

TNA Plot Hole: Why was Austin Aries in the Feast or Fired Match?

On the 12-12-13 edition of Impact Wrestling featured the Feast or Fired Match. Feast or Fired is a match where 4 briefcases are put above each turnbuckle. Each briefcase features either an X-Division Title Match, World Heavyweight Title Match, Tag Team Title Match, or a Pink Slip. Austin Aries earlier in the show defeated Chris Sabin for the X-Division Championship. Aries then later on competed in the Feast or Fired Match.

What doesn't make sense: Why was Austin Aries allowed to compete in the Feast or Fired match even though he was already X-Division Champion? In theory, what would TNA have done if Austin Aries pulled down the briefcase containing the X-Division Title Shot while he was X-Division Champion? He obviously can't fight himself so it made absolutely no sense why he was allowed in the match. This is what is wrong with wrestling today. There's no thought given to common sense logic. 

WWE Plot Hole: How did the Bella Twins Win a Solo Award at the Slammys?

This past Monday on RAW (12-9-13), it was the Slammy Awards. One of the award categories was "Diva of the Year", which the Bella Twins won despite the fact that it's an INDIVIDUAL AWARD.

What doesn't make sense: The Bella Twins won the Diva of the Year Award at the 2013 Slammy Awards. How can two people win a solo award? That'd be like if the Primetime Players won the "Superstar of the Year" award. That makes absolutely no sense. The Diva of the Year is the equivalent of a Most Valuable Player Award. This is part of what's wrong with wrestling today. A complete lack of common sense logic. 

Saturday, December 14, 2013

TNA Plot Hole: Why Didn't Rockstar Spud Use GPS to Find Gainesville, Georgia?

On the 12-12-2013 edition of Impact Wrestling, Rockstar Spud was sent by Dixie Carter to Gainesville, Georgia to find AJ Styles and retrieve the TNA World Title. As Rockstar Spud is driving he is holding a map and claiming to be lost and unable to find Gainesville, Georgia.

What doesn't make sense: Why doesn't Rockstar Spud just use a GPS? What's even more stupid is that at one point he is talking to Dixie Carter while he is on his way. I'm assuming he was using smartphone which should have GPS (pretty much all smartphones do now) since he works for a multi-million dollar wrestling company with an internationally televised tv show. Even if his phone didn't have GPS are you telling me that TNA can't afford a 75 dollar GPS? This is the year 2013. Everyone has a GPS. So why is Rockstar Spud acting like it's 1994? This segment was a complete insult to the viewer's intelligence. 

Monday, December 9, 2013

Sunday, December 8, 2013

FAQ: Who is EGO in TNA?

Answer: EGO (The Extraordinary Gentlemen's Organization) is a faction formed in 2013 in TNA and consists of Bobby Roode, Kazarian, and Christopher Daniels.